This Just popped up on my screen. I forgot all about the blog and all 3 stories I wrote 2 years ago. Do these actually show up on Face Book? I could never find them on my time line or any where else. My friend Sofia has started her hilarious blog back up, I am
jealous inspired. Maybe I will start mine up again, what do you think?
The trick is trying to make everyday boring subjects like kids, pets, husbands and cleaning toilets fun to read. So I will start with this little story and see if you can top it.
Being a very good girl I
remembered to take my green bags to the store. saw green bags and bought a few, knowing I would continue to re use them. They really are handy and hold a lot more than a flimsy plastic bag. Mind you, my grocries need to be carried up stairs so my biggest green bag was really packed. I mean who wants to make 2 trips, if you can struggle with one. I got it all up stairs tripping over 2 excited dogs and kittens, all with heads in the bags snooping and sniffing it all out. I started the un loading procces with pets still snooping and trying to help. After I put a lot of it away I noticed something had leaked out into a small puddle in one of the green bags. I checked the mayonnaise, no leak, same with the honey, no leak, dish soap, olive oil, No leaks . Put my hand in the green bag and dipped my finger into the spilled semi clear liquid, no smell, licked it, no taste...Hummmm
Denny came in and said : "Darn that Colita (Our big shaggy Dog) She gets so excited when you get home she drinks a bunch of water then throws it up!" Short pause. "What happened to your eyes? said Denny "They just got huge and rolled into the back of your head!! " WELL you can imagine my response.....Am I the only one I know that actually tasted dog barf on purpose...?
Life is not fun if you can't laugh at your self!
Enjoy! Judie
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